Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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