i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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