ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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