I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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