He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
We named our party play list daddy issues
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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