it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
