i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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