some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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