My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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