i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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