every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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