Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Randomize
