Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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