i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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