You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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