take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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