Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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