I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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