One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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