Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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