This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
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On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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