i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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