i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I understand Curling. That high.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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