Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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