Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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