Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
