So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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