I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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its like you know when i get waxed
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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