Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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