at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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