East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
smell my finger.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
