It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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