how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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