Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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