Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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