YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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