i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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