is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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