It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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