: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
soo... how was my night?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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