By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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