ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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