Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
There are leaves in my underwear?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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