:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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