I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
this is an emotional support booty call
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
