i think i have herpe
just one?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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