I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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