I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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