Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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