i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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