Christians are straight up FREAKS
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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