yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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