Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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