I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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