hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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