Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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