That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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