the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
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He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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