So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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